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GM: Pack It Up, We're Shutting Down

Ha! Everyone go home. Just go read it!

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CNNMoney: GM offers buyouts to all hourly workers Ha! All of 'em. Isn't it cool to offer up a car, too? Ha!

Thanks to Eschatonblog for the link.

Taxpayer's Hand Tastes Mighty Fine

Hey, this is funny stuff: Take money from party A and use it to sue party A. Go, free market!

Referenced articles
MSN Money: GM, Chrysler suing taxpayers with taxpayer money

We realized the linked article is not a news story, but it was still funny anyway. And, besides, we can link to anything we want. See?