Detroit: No Car For You! But How 'bout, You Know, A House?

Holy buyer's market, Mr. Simmons! Houses cheaper than cars in Detroit. We don't know nothin' about nothin', but seems like the good times are over in Detroittown. In an unrelated news conference, rock group KISS said, "Eeeh, everyone's sad. It's more like Detroit Blues City now. And girls don't get all nekkid for that." Group spokesman Gene Simmons then bit a female reporter on the breast and said, "See? She's all screamin' and running away. It didn't used to be like this."