DaimlerChrysler: Let's Rename. Make It DaimlerChrysler

Jalopnik reports: Breaking! DaimlerChrysler Makes $7.3 Billion In 2006, Chrysler Group Posts Loss Of $1.5 Billion, Up To $1.3 Billion In 2007 On Restructuring. Man, you lose a billion (over and over) and all of a sudden it's "I don't love you anymore." Where'd that come from? Oh, now it's "Don't lose all the money, honey. Look, baby, that's how we roll and if you don't like it, you can just... what? Oh, baby, we'll be better. Baby, no, please baby. Dammit." Bloomberg reports: Daimler Considers Sale, Partners for Chrysler Unit.