Man, this headline is too friggin' funny: "Ford rolls out career advice" (from The Detroit News).
Canned Employee #10,349: Hi, Mr. Ford. I'd like some advice.
Bill Ford, Former CEO of Ford Motor Co.: Sure thing! (lays head on table, begins snoring)
Canned: Excuse me, Mr. Ford.
BF: Oh, man. I had this horrible dream that I had to help the people I fired. It was awful. Why in the world would people want advice from me based on what I did to them? And the company. Aw, man, did I drool? Sheesh.
Canned: Should I just go flip burgers?
BF: Bingo. Next! (lays head on table, begins snoring)
Canned Employee #10,350: Hi, Mr. Ford....
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