Wagoner: It'll Get Better

Bloomberg News reports: GM's Wagoner Expects Improved Results After 2nd Qtr. Because I fired all the workers! Ha!

General Motors Corp. Chief Executive Officer Rick Wagoner expects the world's biggest carmaker to improve results after a loss in the second quarter tied to severance packages in the U.S. for 35,000 workers.

Wouldn't it be awesome if, instead of firing the workers, Mr. Wagoner said, "I expect massive improvements because we've had to hire another 13,500 union workers. Why? Because our new cars kick fucking ass! They are going to rock! Toyota is gonna go running home to mama. Hell, Bill Ford took one look at our entire line up and soiled himself. True story."?

But, no, it's about the layoffs. Good God, kill the Monte Carlo as a sign that you like cars, Mr. Wagoner!