Scene: Parking lot of a Costco
GM CEO Rick Wagoner skids to a stop in front of Ford CEO Bill Ford who is carrying an 18-pack of Bounty brand paper towels and two enormous bottles of vitamins.
Bill Ford: Whoa! Oh, hey, Rick. Check it, two-fer-one on the vits! Friggin' drug store wanted $18.25 for 250 suckers but I got 1750 for just $130. Yeah, baby. Costs savings all around!
Rick Wagoner: Right, Bill, good work.
Ford: You know it, dog. Say, what you driving there?
Wagoner: That's what I wanted to see you about? Ever see this before?
Ford: No. Is it a new Ford?
Wagoner: What?
Ford: I mean, heh, ... a Chevy?
Wagoner: No, it's a new Hyundai.
Ford: Really? It's big.
Wagoner: Tell me about it, man.
Ford: Wow, that is a big friggin' car!
Wagoner: UH...
Ford: Craptastic. I thought you told me the dudes at Cars! Cars! Cars! said to start making them small dealies.
Wagoner: Look, that's what they said.
Ford: So are we supposed to just make big cars now?
Wagoner: Crap, crap, crap. Hate. Those. Guys.
Ford: What's the name of this car.
Wagoner: Equus.
Ford: That sounds like your sport coupe!
Wagoner: You mean the Mustang?
Ford: Yes!
Wagoner: That's a Ford, Bill.
Ford: Of course it is. What did I say?
Wagoner: Want to go for a ride?
Ford: In that Mustang? Sure!
Wagoner: Equus.
Ford: Gesundheit.
Zetsche: Auf Wiedersehen!
Ford: What the... this car can talk?
Wagoner: No, no, it's Dieter. He's in the trunk, checkin' out the goods.
(yelling can be heard in background, getting louder)
Wagoner: Come on, Billy, get in.
Ford: OK
(yelling is clearly audible now)
Kim Dong-jin: You give us back our car!
(Ford opens back door, sees Eva)
Ford: Oh, hi, Eva.
(Ford blushes)
Ford (to Wagoner): What's she doing here?
Dong-jin: Stop!
Ford: Hey! Where are his pants! He's a funny guy.
Wagoner: Get the hell in!
Kim Dong-jin: Evaaaaaaaaaa! Oh, Eva. I thought we had something when you helped me end the strike. Hey! Costco has good prices on pants!
Joe (from My Ford Dreams) appears out of his Mazda3: Oh Billy Boy, Hyundai has a wake up call for you!
Autoblog reports: Spy Shots: Hyundai Equus.
Bob, that's why you're the man! I could never have written anything nearly as funny as that in my entire life! Thanks for the link love
Joe
Posted by: Joe BigFordFan | Friday, July 28, 2006 at 01:56 AM
Ok, I admit it, I pulled out the calculator. Very funny! And, sadly, true.
Posted by: Jeff | Thursday, July 27, 2006 at 06:42 PM