The Detroit News reports: Big buyout response buoys GM. Workers taking buyouts like crazy, stock goes up like crazy, profit like crazy. Ah, the system. We's lovin' it! The end product still isn't better, but at least it might help push the company towards... towards. Hmm, the product still isn't better. And the main product still seems to be big, fuel-suckin' dealies, so we're not so sure there's a light at the end of the tunnel. And we hope everyone, everyone is keepin' some money in the bank. December'll be here before you know it.
That's a Saturn Sky. It's one of the few shining lights in the GM house.
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