Leftlane News reports: Hyundai at risk of collapse? Ha! Wouldn't that be a kick in the teeth? Just as the company starts to kick ass, scandals might could bring it down. You know this happened at least once:
(setting: steam room)
Hyundai walks into steam room
GM/Ford: Hyundy!
Hyundai is startled, drops towel
GM: Crap, where'd you get those bruises?
Ford: Ouch! Those look like they hurt!
Hyundai picks up towel, leaves steam room. GM/Ford can hear sobbing from outside steam room.
GM: Man, gotta stay out of trouble. Know what I'm sayin?
Ford: Day-um.
GM: But you know what?
Ford: It's a good thing because Hyundy was gonna kick our automotive arses?
GM: Boy howdy!
Ford: You up for some Eva later?
GM: You know it, Slim!
GM/Ford: Boo-yah!
LOL.
Posted by: Joel A | Wednesday, April 19, 2006 at 12:37 PM