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Kia Blows It

Edmunds reports: 2007 Kia Rondo: Tiny Tank, Low MPG. Low? Eighteen miles per gallon is a total crappola! We mocked the Volvo XC70 for only getting 15, but, hell, at least you get oodles of luxury for it.

Kia needs to rethink this vehicle out, (p)Ronto! These fun, little vehicles could be a great solution for families without a lot of space and cash, but at 18 mpg... they'll likely remain not having enough cash.

Come on, Kia. You can do better than this.

Best Comparo Ever

Edmunds reports: Comparison Test: 1984 Ferrari 308 GTSi vs. 2007 Kia Sedona EX.

This is the ideal set up for our life. A Ferrari and a minivan. During the day we could be jolly, "what a caring father" dude toting the young'uns around to school and music class. At night, we could be Magnum. In fact, we're often stopped on the street for autographs with the "Hey, aren't you Tom Selleck? You know, if his career hadn't taken off. And he got shot in the knees. And if he, for safety purposes you see, stored 35 pounds of Chocodiles and Suzi-Qs around his middle area... which now ranges from just under the chin to just above where the knees used to be." "Aw, shucks" we say, "How do you spell your name, darlin'? And hand us that tub of Yodel squeezins."

Much thanks to Edmunds for allowing us to use our Ferrari category. Yay Ferrari. Right, right. Two r's and then one r. Got it. Sheesh.

Whoa. Screw the Five Hundred, We Likey This!!

Jalopnik reports: New Kia C'eed Concept Pics Surface. Man, looks like the Volvo C30 is gonna run into a bit of trouble. And the VWs. These automakers need to stop with the concept cars. They just need to pop these suckers out and say, here it is, biotch! More! More!