Cars! Cars! Cars!

Gah

This stuff scares the Alison out of us! Why not have OnStar just reprogram the nav to take the "bad" guys to the cops? Oh, why not have OnStar just reprogram the nav to take the Alison directly to us! W00t!1 Now that'd be some sweet OnStarActionTime.

Referenced articles
Engadget: OnStar debuts Remote Ignition Block to shut down stolen vehicles

Diet

(Bumping into GM) Cars! Cars! Cars!: Hey, GM!
GM: Cars! Cars! Cars!
C!C!C!: Wow, you look fantastic. Did you lose weight?
GM: Billions worth!
C!C!C!: Nice!
GM: What's up with you? No updates?
C!C!C!: We forgot how to log in.
GM: Seriously?
C!C!C!: Let's move to another topic.
GM: OK, I'm thin and hot.
C!C!C!: True dat. (leans in) Is that a collar?
GM: What? No.
C!C!C!: What's it say? "If found, return to Prez." Wow, that's weird.
GM: It's a fashion thing. The big O got it for us.
C!C!C!: ... OK.
GM: So, you gonna start covering this again?
C!C!C! Yeah, maybe so.
GM: OK, gotta git.
C!C!C!: OK, good lucking finding your missing piece.

(moves on)
C!C!C!: Ford!
Ford: This is bullshit!

Referenced articles
CNNMoney.com: 'New' GM is born