When we find ourselves lost (daily) we have to turn off the radio in order to get our bearings. We're not sure what we'd have to turn off to (cue on the dramatic music) dive on the (start music) The Most Dangerous Roads in the World
For the record, #2 doesn't count. Just because you can drive on it, doesn't make it a road. Otherwise we'da never gotten a ticket for driving over AK's lawn. Mmm, freshly trimmed grass.