We all know GM is about to (ed note: pick one before publication*):
- Throw HUMMER on fire
- Flush the toilet on HUMMER
- Force HUMMER to walk the Purple Valley
- Shitcan HUMMER because, after all, jaysus!
But in recent news could it be that GM is also considering axing another brand? Or brands?
We got an exclusively made-up interview with GM spokesman Tony Cervone who replied, "We are absolutely not considering canning Pontiac and Buick. Or, man, Saab. Did you see those Saab numbers? Kkkkkeeerist! And just because I dropped a bucket of pink slips a minute ago means nothing." A follow-up question yielded no movement on getting us Alison Krauss's phone number. GM's PR department is so letting us down.