Check it, yo. Buy a Chrysler and get guaranteed $2.99/gallon gasoline for three years.
Pros: Gas is going to get silly spendy and you'll have a fix price
Cons: Have to drive a Chrysler. For three years. Three real-time years... not TV years where in one frakkin episode all of a sudden it's one year later on New Caprica? WTF. Mmmm, Boomer.
Anyway, cons win.
autoblog: Chrysler extends $2.99/gallon gas offer another month