In a shocking development an old, white business dude whose business is selling pollution creating machines has announced that global warming from pollution caused partially by machines he sells is, as he puts it, "a crock of shit."
In an interview we just made up now, GM VP Bob Lutz said:
GM VP Bob Lutz: I'm old
Cars! Cars! Cars!: Right.
After a nap, the interview continued:
BL: I'm white.
CCC: Right. So... Oh! Old and white means you can't believe in global warming.
BL: Right. The polluting vehicles I sell are not causing global warming.
CCC: So, global warming is real?
BL: Well, I don't know. But my motor cars do not do anything like that.
CCC: Come on! Didn't you see the movie by Larry David's hot wife, Cheryl?
BL: That's the actress who plays his wife on the TV show.
CCC: Man, she's hot.
BL: Like the earth is getting.
CCC: Ah ha!
BL: Look, all I'm saying is that I have nothing to do with global warming. It's probably Jimmy Carter's fault.
CCC: That bastard!
BL: Boy howdy! And, you know, just in case there is global warming and we're part of it, we have an all electric dealie coming out. You just plug that sumbitch into one of them electric whatchamacallit and just like Bob's your uncle, you can, you know. Go somewhere with your... car.
CCC: The Volt?
BL: Is that German?
CCC: No, the name of the car.
BL: Well, higher than the other day! Ha!
CCC: Heh, Bob's your uncle.
BL: OK, we're done. I gotta go can the union.