Can the domestic auto news get any crappier? Check these out -- and this is just within the last few days!
What could be worse? Well, maybe if the competition was kicking arse that would be an issue. Let's just (shuffles the pages of the internets) see what we have here. Oh, crap. The Detroit Fress Press reports: Toyota reports record income.
The only way it could get worse (for us, you see) is if we read our court-delivered restraining order. There's no way Alison said that about us. And she too does like husky, bald dudes. With bad eyesight. And weak bladders.
She's smiling because she's thinking of the Cars! Cars! Cars! editorial staff.