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Friday, July 13, 2007

Ford To The Rescue!

The Detroit Free Press reports: Ford Mustang to be 1st to use soy foam in seats.

Earlier in the year:

Bill Ford (former CEO of Ford Motor Company) runs into board room: I've got an idea! I've got an idea!

Alan Mulally (current CEO of Ford Motor Company): (sighs) What is it, Bill?

Ford: Adam, I've got this killer idea.

Mulally: It's Alan, Bill.

Ford: No, that's not my idea, Abercrombie. Please don't interrupt.

Mulally: What's the idea?

Ford: Aw, now I forgot it. Let me start over.

Mulally: sighs

Ford (leaves room, running) (footsteps get more distant) (several minutes go by) (Mulally resumes meeting)

Mulally: So you can see how the Prius is selling more units than the Mustang, so we need to...

(footsteps can be heard, getting lounder)
(there is a crash in the hallway, with screaming and plates crashing to ground)
Shouts of "Aye! Carumba!" can be heard

Ford: Oh, great, now I have to start over. Again.

(fading footsteps can be heard)
5 min go by

Mulally calls Ford on phone: You coming back, Bill?

Ford (on speaker): Now I have to start over!

15 min goes by
(footsteps)

Ford (bursting through door): I've got an idea!

Mulally: What is all over your shirt?

Ford: I crashed into the caterer earlier. Then I ran outside and crashed into the lunch truck. You know he sells sandwiches? I had a tuna sandwich. And really thin cut potatoes. They came in a bag. Then, when you called, I bumped into a waiter. That's (sniff arm) soy milk on my sweater.

Mulally: What's your idea, Bill?

Ford: (crickets)

Mulally: Let's go with soy seats in the 'stang.

Comments

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very good. Thank you do much for sharing.

With everything on his mind I am sure he forgets a lot, that is very funny Adam, hahaha, I mean Alan...

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And, before Bill came up with the idea for soy in the seats, he went running into the bored-room and said, "Let's make an SUV look like a large travel trailer."

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hahaha~! so funny! i could imagine ford's face when he forgets everything..

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Thanks for the interesting info. Mary

I'm confused, I read this blog a few times but i just don't get it, it must be some kind of in joke and i stopped hangin' with that crowd some time ago.

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