Autoblog reports: OMG! Washington first state to ban text messaging while driving. We love kids. We love our kids. We love a certain kid's mom. But sometimes enough is enough. Same goes for everyone is the world.
See, the reason we drive is not to go food shopping, buy a pair of pants, or pay our lawyers because once again the judge says we got too close and the restraining was violated. How can we show restraint!? There's tight jeans, shoulder action... Uh-oh, there we go violatin' again.
No, the reason we drive is to get the hell away from everyone. We don't want to talk to anyone about their problems or text with anyone about their stupid problems. No, we want to be alone.
So, here's the deal. If a parent gets into an accident because of texting and they have children in the car, the child gets to roshambo the parents every Friday for the rest of the child's life.