The latter... the Aspen. Please. Did you catch the introduction (click on videos button on that page) at the Auto Show at the start of the year? What an amazingly crazy, waste-of-time introduction. We're pretty sure Chrysler only did that kind of intro to distract people from how odd it was to introduce a big SUV at a time when folks were moving away from. Really, go watch that video. Go! See? It really was that... oh, stop. No, stop crying. We're sorry!
Our buddy Jason recently reviewed the Navigator and gave it a thumbs-down. And while he didn't love the Escalade, he liked it well enough.
Anyway, these big-ass SUVs are big. And ass.
We work for About.com. Thanks goes out to alert reader Jeff. He simply rocks.