The Detroit News reports: Seat belt guard may prevent tragedy. Ha! Fucking ha! So there's this article dealie about a woman whose child keeps unbuckling her seatbelt. So the woman asks her own sisters what they did:
Has this ever happened to you, she asked. "All the time," they responded. What do you do, Mandarino asked. One sister suggested using duct tape to cover the red buckle release to keep Marilyn from unlatching the belt.That's funny stuff! And, sweetheart, it's a Cadillac. You'll be using duct tape on it sooner than later. Oh, stop. How could we resist that swipe?
"I have a new Cadillac SRX," Mandarino said. "I'm not going to use duct tape on my new Cadillac."