In a stunning move, the world's automakers have decided to split the alphabet so that there'd be no more confusion among brands.
Moving forward, the following companies will "own" the following letter:
A = Audi
B = BMW
C = Chrysler
In a statement, Acura said, "This is bullshit. We were in the can when this was decided." In a diplomatic move, Volvo will own "O" and sell Olvos. Olvo spokesman said, "Did you see the way Volkswagen was rubbing its mustache? We're not getting in a fight with the Ermans." (G is owned by GM.)