All Your Better Drivers Are Belong To Women

Jalopnik reports: Study Kicks Men in the Groin: Women Are Better Drivers. Bah! Why do researchers hate men? How can it be that beer swilling, hamburger munching, nose picking shit heads are worse drivers than women. Women! How can it be? Clearly the researchers did not take into account that... WHAT IF A WOMAN MENSTRUATES WHILE DRIVING?!

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[Josh Reiter]

"WHAT IF A WOMAN MENSTRUATES WHILE DRIVING?!"

They don't. They lay on the couch and whine till the man maniacally drives to the store and gets them some F-in' Midol and a tub of Ben and Jerry's.....Or so I've heard.