The NY Times (registration required) reports: Chrysler Reports It Has an Unsold Inventory of About 50,000 Vehicles. Yeah, they just forgot about these. Totally honest mistake. There was nothing fishy going on here.
Dude 1: Shit! These mofos aren't selling!
Dude 2: Lie about it.
Dude 1: We can't do that! It's near $2 billion worth of cars!
Dude 2: Lie. And stop using exclamation points.
And so someone lied about this. You do not misplace, forget or simply don't account for 50,000+ vehicles. Why did Chrysler lie about this?
That's a snap of the 2007 Chrysler Sebring. Actually, we'd be OK if Chrysler misplaced these ugly mofos. Permanently.