If You Buy A Scion, You'll Probably Buy A Toyota

AutoWeek reports: All in the Family. Yeah, yeah, this does make perfect sense. But, you see, whenever we see the words "All in the Family" in a row like that, we think of the TV show. And then we think of Archie Bunker. And we think of Archie arguing with his son-in-law, Mike Stivic. And then we think of our favorite ending to one of their arguments:

Archie Bunker: Do you know how to swim?
Mike Stivic: Yeah.
Archie Bunker: Then why don't you go take a flying leap into the middle of Lake Polack?

See? Regardless of whether you drive a Scion, a Toyota or a Ford, that's funny!