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Friday, July 21, 2006

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genius wannabe: so, I heard that there is this new kind of fuel, E85.

Actual genius: no one will ever buy it because it costs more and it gets worse fuel economy.

Genius wannabe: but it's good for the environment.

Actual Genius: people dont care about that. people care about price, fuel economy, and performance. And E85 doesn't deliver on those fronts.

Genius wannabe: well - I knew that.

Actual Genius: Did you really? well tell me, what else do you know?

Genius Wannabe: well......... ummmmmmm...... I know that E85 is.........

Actual Genius: you dont know scratch.

Genius wannabe: well, I know how to do this!

WARNING: THE FOLLOWING SCENES CONTAIN EXTREME VIOLENCE, AND TAKE TOO LONG TO WRITE, SO I'LL LET YOU MAKE UP YOUR OWN ENDING.

Big O Tires

I agree that E-85 is a bit of a scam, I think the logic behind it is the Farmers get easy business turning corn into sub standard fuel. I was fooled a few weeks ago by a sign that said gas was a dime cheaper than everywhere else. Until I pulled up to the pump I thought it was for regular gas but it was for E-85.

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