CNN/Money reports: Mom wants an Escalade. Ah, nurturing mom. With her ample bosom to feed us and keep us warm. No, the new mom wants to bottle feed and drive an SUV. And get tattoos. And meet hookers and drink beers.
Perhaps not surprisingly, a new survey reveals that most mothers drive SUVs. And if they could drive any vehicle at all? They'd want a nicer SUV.We're happy to welcome the new moms into the world. Welcome! Have a brewski and show us where you want the ink.
look out - dad's with MOOBS are moving in on this beer swillin mom action!
Posted by: gary | Saturday, May 13, 2006 at 10:42 AM
"the new mom wants to bottle feed and drive an SUV. And get tattoos. And meet hookers and drink beers."
Guess that makes me a Mom! Welp, I got the breasts for it.
Posted by: Dan | Friday, May 12, 2006 at 09:14 AM