Yay!

AutoWeek reports: Brainy, not Brawny. As we've stated before, we're not boy racers. We're more like men who putter in our cars. Oh, we're pretty old, too. And fat. We're all fat, old, lumpy men. Don't forget balding. Our glasses are getting thicker and thicker, too. And, hell, everything hurts in the morning. Getting up to pee three time a night? Check! Oh nice work, everyone. We're so friggin' depressed that we don't want to talk about how many automakers, specifically BMW, are working on more fuel-efficient, small (yet more powerful) engines. Crap, it's only 10am and that bottle of whiskey is already looking like a lifesaver. And, yes, it's just slightly ironic that we're talking about smaller engines and we show a picture of Ford's new 3.5 liter V-6 which is bigger than the 3.0 liter it replaces. Ah, irony.

Comments

[Billy Bautista]

I'm confused. What's wrong with smaller, more efficient, and more powerful engines? Those are my favorite kind.

[Joel A]

We have bigger cars :)