Gates Hittin' The Corn

CNN/Money reports: Gates pumps money into ethanol. Insert some corn virus joke here, insert some corn virus joke here, insert some corn virus joke here. Bill Gates invests in a lot of ... everything; the dude has frickin' billions of dollars. Since we only have tens of dollars, we keep our investments smaller and mostly allocated to beer. Anyway, we don't even know whether this has anything to do with cars, but it piqued our interest because now we need to know what Steve Jobs is going to invest in. Coal? Hydrogen? Claire? Man, Claire could get our motor runnin' but good. Well, for 3 minutes. Tops. Then we'd need to sleep for nine hours. Then we'd need to eat. A big steak meal with potatoes. And corn. And then we'd have to give Bill Gates money. We know his plan!