AutoWeek reports: Focus Coupe-Cabriolet, S-Max target European near-premium segment. There are so many fracked-up things about this.... Oh, Ford. Why must you tease us so? The American-sold Focus is OK. But it's just OK. It will never be really great or a "must drive." But you sell a different Focus in Europe, and it's pretty damned good. And now you make a sweet convertible out of it? And you partnered with Pininfarina to design the body? It's frackin' sweet! Bring the gorram thing over here so we can have it! Crap, what are you doing? Stop listening to your millionaire executives and start listening to... well, crap, don't listen to us. We were big on the Pinto.