Heh, heh. Like we all haven't been there before. Heck, we're literally there most of the time. In fact, while our bowels twist inside us, we spend more time thinking of excuses for running lights, stop signs, school buses, old-folk crossings and Amish buggy-doin's than we do paying attention to the road. Forgive us, we cramp.
So, this NYTimes (dreaded registration required) piece If You Think You've Heard It All, Take a Left and Hit Traffic Court really hit home with us. We're surprised they didn't use our interview... it was chock full of scatological references, turds and diarrhea. And poop. Oh, lots of lots of poop. Why isn't everything lactose free? Would make the lives of everyone better... us lactose intolerant folk and you, the lactose-friendly. It would make you safer because we wouldn't accidently mow you down on the rush home!
And, speaking of that, why aren't car seats just made by American Standard? Think of the problems that would be eliminated! And instead of a cigarette lighter, a Charmin dispenser! In fact, if Chrysler really wanted to make a difference in the minivan game, chuck out that third row of disappearing seats and plop down a hopper! Now we're talking! We'll leave it up to you to name the new hopper-included minivan. But based on our eating habits, Dodge could leave the name, Magnum, in tact.